its hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you

(via sloth-grunge)

Anonymous was like: You are my fave blog continue what you are doing!☺️😄 

aw aw thank you qt


prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

(via stability)


be the person your dog thinks you are

(Source: freewlfi, via phobias)


calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

(via greetings)


a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

(via phobias)